The Simple Life - THE LATEST
June 12, 2006
Today's Clipgasm is a clip from the number one rated show on the E! Network. The Simple Life may not be as entertaining as those recordings of The Howard Stern Show, but it does have that great train wreck factor and if you ever thought that Heidi from The Hills was out of touch, you only need to watch some Paris and Nicole for a little perspective.
April 6, 2006
TVgasm Interviews Paris Hilton
We never thought the worlds of TVgasm and Paris Hilton would ever collide, but in Hollywood, anything can happen. Case in point: this week we were provided the opportunity to interview Paris, and honestly, who were we to say no? I mean, it's Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, J-Unit and I were slammed with TVgasm junk (we're working on a little re-design, FYI); so we sent madeyoulaugh to tackle this interview. He was quite the lucky man. Not only was a professional camera crew provided, but madeyoulaugh got to meet with Paris in her swanky Hollywood Hills digs -- something that apparently no other media outlet on the press junket was privy to. As you can imagine, we were very excited.
Anyway, because it was part of a Simple Life press tour, we had to keep our questions on the straight and narrow. But the good news is that we managed to get some exclusive plot details about the upcoming season, and we'll have those up on the site in the next few days. Yes, like many a lame network, we're milking our Paris footage for all its worth. Think of it as the Deal or No Deal of TVgasm. And for those of you wondering, the answer is no, we're not about to get all "P-Side" on you. Please, even we have standards. Anyhoo, time to go brag to a bunch of people on the street...
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April 4, 2006
EXCLUSIVE: And Now A Message From Paris Hilton
Click on Paris to play (You Will Need Flash Player 8).
It seems like every day, a true gem falls into our laps here at TVgasm. Well, this might outshine them all. We are most excited to present to you a world exclusive clip featuring the one and only Paris Hilton. We're the only website, nay, media outlet that has this, and it comes to us directly from inside Ms. Hilton's house. So sit back, press play, and enjoy this true TVgasm.
And check back on Thursday for our exclusive interview. Yay self-promotion!
May 31, 2005
Love Is In The Heir
Jokes have been made that the self-love of Heiress Paris Hilton could never span beyond her own reflection.
But that’s just the jokes. The truth is, after years of it just being Paris in love with Paris, Paris finally found someone else to love, and that man was (heir) Paris. For five months Paris and Paris dated and could be seen kissing one another in displays of awkward passion. So now Paris has learned to love more than just Paris by falling in love with Paris up to and including the inevitable, Paris proposed to Paris and Paris finally got to say "I am so in love with you Paris," Paris then looked away from her MAC compact mirror and looked up at Paris and said "Yes Paris, I will marry you." And the heavens crashed in. The couple then celebrated with a carwash for two.
Videotape will, no doubt, be available soon.
April 12, 2005
Fox Deems Richie Too Bitchie - UPDATED
The great thing about having a television weblog is that people start giving you tips and rumors. While there are many bogus rumors out there, we do have reliable sources. One of those sources tells us that Nicole Richie is being fired from The Simple Life. TVgasm hasn't commented on this show much since it's second season, but ever since the producers rid themselves of the pretense that anything on this show is spontaneous, it actually became enjoyable to watch.
We are still waiting for word on a possible replacement for Ms. Richie. Although we are all sure that Paris knows how to take care of herself solo, TVgasm wonders if perhaps it will make the show more enjoyable if she has a different partner each week.
UPDATE: More details of the split after the jump
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